Category: knitting

Just the facts, ma’am

In which there is a fashion show

In which the knitter is bored

In which the knitting is completed

In which the knitter tidies up

In which sleeves are knit

In which the knitter works out

In which a new project is contemplated

In which the knitter is disgusted

In which stitches are picked up

In which there are mathematical computations

In which progress is measured in centimetres

In which progress is largely unseen

In which there is great excitement

In which several things almost happen

In which the knitter misses the target

In which there is good progress and fewer mistakes

In which the knitter remains undecided about spots

In which serious mistakes are made

In which a new ball of wool is joined

In which the knitter’s ability to follow simple instructions is revealed to be rubbish

In which stitches are cast on, twice

In which money is spent and swatches are knit